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14.06.2025 00:16

No way
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Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.