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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Baby saved by gene-editing therapy 'graduates' from hospital, goes home - ABC News

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

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No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

That whole wheat bread you've been eating is often a trap - it's not what you think it is - Earth.com

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Do women really cheat more than men?