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09.06.2025 03:58

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Baby saved by gene-editing therapy 'graduates' from hospital, goes home - ABC News
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.